Ditching Dad on Parents’ Weekend
i can’t wait!!!!! let me know when we should buy the football game tickets.
maybe dad can go to the football game and we can go to the atrium mall!
Your Little Sister & ‘Goth Stuff’
Mom: yes, your little sister’s new college roomie seems nice. she’s from a large catholic family in minnesota, so you don’t need to worry about her getting into all that ‘goth stuff’.
A Mother’s Warning
Be careful! PENILE warts are rampant on college campuses.
Just thought you should know.
Love,
Mom
