Ditching Dad on Parents’ Weekend

i can’t wait!!!!!   let me know when we should buy the football game tickets.
maybe dad can go to the football game and we can go to the atrium mall!

Your Little Sister & ‘Goth Stuff’

Mom: yes, your little sister’s new college roomie seems nice. she’s from a large catholic family in minnesota, so you don’t need to worry about her getting into all that ‘goth stuff’.

A Mother’s Warning

Be careful! PENILE warts are rampant on college campuses.

Just thought you should know.


Love, Mom