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The prep and procedure went fine, and they gave me a little extra “juice” so I wouldn’t feel anything, and I didn’t. I just woke up a half an hour ago from a really nice nap, and hopefully I am rid of the effects of the sedation. He said my colon is complicated.
Backstory: My grandmother went in for a routine outpatient colonoscopy.
Apparently they didn’t use enough anesthesia because your grandmother just yelled through the whole thing. Afterward she asked them if this was Elmwood Hospital or Auschwitz!
Backstory: My dad is the kind of guy that Tivo’s every show about aliens on tv.
Mom: tomorrow dad is on a liquid diet….he’s being probed on thursday…i told him i bet he wishes aliens were doing it
Backstory: My dad and I have a standing phone call on Sundays.
mom: well I must get going dad having colonoscopy and needs a ride home
me: thanks for sharing!
mom: I suspect they should be calling me anytime
you’re welcome I like to keep you up to date so you’ll have something to talk about on Sundays
yippeeeeeeeeeee
donnie’s son came about 4:30..
he took enough tree roots out of trap to make wigs for 10 bald people!
poor donnie had been in the hospital..they accidentally burned a hole in his colon!
taking polyps out..they ended up taking 12 inches of his colon!
well then i asked for a discount..since it was only in oct he did it..
so he charged 100 bucks instead of 135!
ok..i think i’ll have an icecream cone now..
talk to you both later i hope..
love YOU:)
momxooxox;)
Dad took me to lunch afterwards. All in all, the procedure itself was a breeze. I just wish that bitch with the needle had told me how much it would burn. They did warn me I might feel light headed after the IV meds kicked in, but that turned out to be a sensation I found surprisingly enjoyable. I bet my hiney was the cutest one all day.
Love you, Bumble! Don’t forget to call me after work.
Good news! My colon is as clean as a whistle! Polyp free so no traditional colonoscopy, just the virtual/CT colonography! (o:
Your poor Dad has now been on the porcelain launchpad multiple times. The first pill was at 6 pm and it is now 10ish, so they are fast-acting!
Love,
Mom
