You Always Do Laundry on Monday
Mom: I’m in a cab coming to your place
Me: Why don’t you go to the hotel and I’ll meet you there
Mom: No I’ll come over and we can chat and I can help you with your laundry
Me: I’m not doing laundry
Mom: Yes you are
Me: No I’m not doing laundry I don’t have any laundry to do what are you talking about
Mom: You always do laundry on Monday
Me: No I don’t
Mom: yes you do, every monday morning
Me: you’re insane i do laundry once a month and only sometimes on monday
Mom: whatever.








