yeah i looked at photoshop when you were here and its kinda hard for me to figure out.  i have correl draw too which is an awesome program but i have to be honest i dont know how to use it.  i go through the tutorial and learn all kinds of cool stuff to do [...]

Mom: So I finally went a bought a new computer yesterday!
Me: That’s great! What kind?
Mom: I got a Dell laptop. And I also got a wireless mouse.
Me: Oh cool! Wish I had a wireless mouse!
Mom: Yeah, well I need it ’cause I’m going to get a scanner soon.
Me: What? What does a wireless mouse have [...]

Backstory:  I sent my mom the website http://palin.appspot.com/
But it now turns out I have something in common with her - no, I’m not the flat tire on your new bike but I do use Microsoft IE as my browser. I’ve never, ever felt like a cyber has-been before but I’m apparently so has-been that I [...]

Surprise, I am writing you an email.
I NEED HELP AND SOON, BEFORE I STARVE TO DEATH !!!!
I am guessing that you are wondering how come I’m doing this — it’s just because I am locked into my computer room and cannot get out.  I was trying to put a door knob on the door and [...]