Tom Jones Makes Ladies Throw Panties
Mom: Sunday I’m going to see Tom Jones with Cassandra and Jean.
Me: Wait, what? You like Tom Jones? Tom Jones as in “it’s not unusual to be loved by anyone”?
Mom: Uh huh, we got free tickets, so the price was right.
Me: Please tell me you aren’t going to throw panties on the stage.
Mom: Oh no, we’re going to watch the ladies who throw the panties.








