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I’m going to pick up a clay cooker from a guy on Craig’s list. Dad was going to come with me; however, he isn’t feeling well so I’ll probably go alone. I’ve done it before but in case the guy, Russ, (details left on desk by the kitchen phone) hacks up my body and feeds me to the ducks, I want you to know that I love you very much. And if it comes to trial, I think Dad should get the $15 back that I’m paying for the clay pot.
Mom: so yesterday I am looking around craigs list because I have nothing better to do. and I end up looking at pic’s of mens penis’s. great.
Me: ahaha
i love that section
Mom: so, as I’m trying to figure out why on earth it would be so easy to see these penii uncle comes in through the sliding doors behind me.
Me: !!
Mom: I must have jumped two feet, and was trying to get the penis’s off the sreen
Me: geez mom, you’re such a perv
Mom: I don’t ‘know if he saw, so I didn’t know if I should explain! Now he probably thinks I look at porno online!
Me: well, if you have giant penises everywhere, you do!
Mom: oh brother. I have never seen penises online before!
Mom: I made my first sale on Craigslist!
Me: Craigslist, really? As long as it wasn’t in the “Casual Encounters” department
Mom: I can’t believe those stupid columns were the hot sellers. I figured the lamp would go first! By tonight I will have 10 whole dollars burning a hole in my pocket. ;) Whooooo-weeeeee!
Me: Well don’t spend it all in one place.
Mom: haha
Mom: What’s casual encounters
Me: Um…
