Postcards From Yo Momma » craigslist http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com A repository of modern day maternal correspondence Fri, 10 Feb 2012 16:00:46 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 What is a “Cannabis User”? http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2011/08/15/what-is-a-cannabis-user/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2011/08/15/what-is-a-cannabis-user/#comments Mon, 15 Aug 2011 15:00:21 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=6833 Backstory: My mother recently discovered craigslist to place tenants in her rental properties. ‘Cieverwenso’ is a slang spanish term in our area for someone who has no shame. I’m not sure if that’s how it’s spelled, but that’s how she spells it.

Mom: Hey what is a cannabis user?
Me: A pothead
Mom: I don’t think so, it was on a craigslist need to rent. The guy said he wanted roomates that were ok with a “cannabis user”
Me: Trust me mom, it means he smokes pot. Cannabis is another word for marijuana.
Mom: Are you sure? Why would he put that kind of information on the internet? People shouldn’t just talk about their drug use in public. Cieverwenso!

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OXOXOXO,
Mom

]]> http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/06/03/craigslist-jauntpotential-murder/feed/ 1 In Case of Craigslist Murder http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/03/11/in-case-of-craigslist-murder/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/03/11/in-case-of-craigslist-murder/#comments Thu, 11 Mar 2010 14:30:11 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=5953 I’m going to pick up a clay cooker from a guy on Craig’s list. Dad was going to come with me; however, he isn’t feeling well so I’ll probably go alone. I’ve done it before but in case the guy, Russ, (details left on desk by the kitchen phone) hacks up my body and feeds me to the ducks, I want you to know that I love you very much. And if it comes to trial, I think Dad should get the $15 back that I’m paying for the clay pot.

]]> http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/03/11/in-case-of-craigslist-murder/feed/ 4 Things Found on Craigslist: Penises http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/04/23/things-found-on-craigslist-penises/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/04/23/things-found-on-craigslist-penises/#comments Thu, 23 Apr 2009 18:18:52 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=3876 Mom: so yesterday I am looking around craigs list because I have nothing better to do. and I end up looking at pic’s of mens penis’s. great.

Me: ahaha
i love that section

Mom: so, as I’m trying to figure out why on earth it would be so easy to see these penii uncle comes in through the sliding doors behind me.

Me: !!

Mom: I must have jumped two feet, and was trying to get the penis’s off the sreen

Me: geez mom, you’re such a perv

Mom: I don’t ‘know if he saw, so I didn’t know if I should explain! Now he probably thinks I look at porno online!

Me: well, if you have giant penises everywhere, you do!

Mom: oh brother. I have never seen penises online before!

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Me:  Craigslist, really?  As long as it wasn’t in the “Casual Encounters” department

Mom:  I can’t believe those stupid columns were the hot sellers.  I figured the lamp would go first!  By tonight I will have 10 whole dollars burning a hole in my pocket.  ;)  Whooooo-weeeeee!

Me:  Well don’t spend it all in one place.

Mom:  haha

Mom:  What’s casual encounters

Me:  Um…

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