Backstory: C & J are a couple that get on my mother’s nerves a bit.  She had dinner with them last night.

Mom: I’m trapped with C and J and I can’t get out.
Mom: Help me.  Puhleeze.
Me: What could I do to help??
Mom: Teleport me to Chicago?  Puhleeze?
Mom: Hhhheeeeelllllllppppppp.
Mom: Aaaarrrrgh, shoot me.
Me: Sorry mom! Good luck!
Mom: Thanx?!  I’m already in the dog house because i’m not a dog lover. Ssssshhhh.
Mom: Kill me. Kill me. KILL ME! Seriously.