OMG…I can’t believe you even brought that up because last night during the news I told your dad that I had strangely enough thought that maybe we should adopt a Haitian little one…can you believe it ?   Me thinking of adopting a Haitian?   However, I just got a full time job….I wouldn’t know how to do their hair…..however I am still interested…then we did discuss how upset you would be and how we wouldn’t be able to visit U.K. with it…so we decided to send a check….

DEAR DAUGHTER,

DON’T TIE A ROPE AROUND YOUR NECK AND YOUR GENITALS. IT WILL MAKE THE PAPER, IF YOU DIE.

LOVE,
MOM

Hi Girls,
It is just after 10pm and I learned that XXXXX has recalled, because of the peanut contamination, their peanut covered donuts. Guess what I had for breakfast this am? Yeah, I bought 3 donuts yesterday, and had 1/2 of the peanut donut this morning. Oh oh, it is now only 11 hours since I ate, it looks like I have from now until about 72 hours to see if I’m infected. Dad is taking the 1/2 peanut donut and the other glazed donut back in the morning.

They sure looked so good!!! Why didn’t I resist the call of the peanut donut?

Ok, 12-72 hours and counting. LOL Hummmmmm…..nice to be close to the bathroom. Get the bucket Tim.
Love,
Mom