Don’t go to the clinic for the lice yet. I have some other thoughts…and you should have seen yo mama shakin’ her bootie in rhumba class this morning! Love you, mom.

Backstory: Out of nowhere, I got this random text from my mother on a Friday night.  Sad thing is I was sitting at home doing nothing…

Out at a club dancing 2 back that ass up

Backstory: L is my mom’s friend who died of cancer.

Doll,

I’m so sorry to hear about your foot.  This kind of injury has never happened to me personally but I know of a number of gal pals for whom this was a problem.

First – check with your dr. pals but I believe several sessions of hot-cold-hot is in order to reduce swelling.  I remember that this happened to L and she ended up having the nail removed…and then she died.

Second – STOP DANCING.  If I recall, it’s not one of your strong points anyway so just give it up.  The first thing that came to my mind when I read your tail (foot) of woe was “I wonder what the other guy looks like…” :-D

I love you madly and am eager to hear how the foot progresses.  Can’t wait to see you…7 days away!!

xxoo

your father had no rhythm. i would never dance with him in public. he made elaine benes look like fucking ginger rogers