Backstory: My mom, on the guy she just started dating.
Ok, i look forward to talking tomorrow.  the link is below, remember, he didn’t do the website, just paid someone to.  he is a little older now than the pics, but i think still a cutie pie.  he is jewish and has the jewish fro a [...]

A few years younger-no big deal- you thought he was older when you met him so he must have a little maturity.  If you like him, then go out with him.  Have fun.  You need it.   I love you
Now, back to me,  I am thinking about going out with someone younger-a lot younger-I am not [...]

Mom: do you know him?
Me: not really
Mom: oh boy
Me: enough for it to not be uncomfortable
Mom: so you dont think he’ll rape you or anything?

Hi baby,
So I hear just because Jon was not highly articulate on the phone when he was asking you for a date, that you are not so into him now.  Talk about men being shallow!  Come on girl.  Keep an open mind and remember that it is the heart that matters.  Allow yourself to get [...]

Backstory: My mom thinks the swear word asshole is actually AssWhole because they are a “whole” Ass
Katie said you helped a lot with her Mark problem.  Poor thing.  Men can certainly be A.W’s.  (lol)  Wouldn’t it be nice if we could fix them by just putting in fresh batteries?

Why don’t you start a trend? Try dating him BEFORE you sleep with him.  The dating thing might catch on.

oh worry, new york has 3 times the rate of new hiv infection of us cities,  72 cases per 100,000. date only virgins.