Pre-Need Planning?

Backstory: I asked Mum if she and Dad had any preferences for what will happen to their bodies/funerals when they die and told her my preferences.

I’m kinda hoping to outlive everyone, so it should be irrelevant! (he,he) Seriously though, do whatever you want with the bodies but no expensive funeral. After all, that’s only for show (to some extent) and the funeral director taking advantage of grief (to a large extent). So simple is fine.
Is there something I should be worried about…life insurance, funeral instructions?? Anything going on?

Brake Pad Premonition

I know this is totally off topic, but I had a dream last night. When was the last time you had your brakes checked on your car??

Much love always, mom

just fyi

don’t die a miserable death, too much responsibility.

Death and Blenders

Congrats on your bullet blender and making good drinks and your fish fry. My baby is growing up!

The funeral was okay, everyone in our family is very ugly, just for your information.   [Redacted] looks like Barney Fife from the Andy Griffith show. Very freaky. I did not recognize anyone but they recognized me.

she liked the peanut butter bones the most.

Gypsy died today we just fond out that Dr. Jensen had been out there today,George went out to check on her and she was put to sleep already he buried her for us. He said Nike was very upset when he saw him. Well a least she not in pain anymore thank God! I’ll miss her dearly she liked the peanut butter bones the most.

Love you Mom

Looking For Employment With The Grim Reaper

bummer dudette, good thing you didn’t jeopardize your current job….keep your spirits up, another will come along.  you could be dead…ooh that is ugly isn’t it?  I guess I mean its only a job…it could be much worse. phew.  Hey Labor day weekend is upon  us we have a 3 day weekend.. looking forward to the day off.  When we talk I’ll have to tell you about my hissy fit.

HAH!

Love you much!

Morbid Gold Medal Musings

Oh OD (other daughter!)- did you realize Misty screwed up and when she went to scatter Mamma, they were putting up the medal platform and the ashes went on the platform??  So I guess she wasnt scattered to the winds but walked out of the stadium on the feet of the medalist. I wish I could say something meaningful here but it is just one of those things that is better left to ones imagination.  Misty Mae and whatshername now want to have babies together–well, not like that but you know…  Please dont scatter my ashes.  I want to be in a box. xoxo

PS…

Dad and I saw Sara today and she will give us a picnic table and grill for Skylight. Plus a lot of beach stuff: chairs, umbrellas, inner tube, etc.  she is very nice. She is so much like her mom, it is strange. But her eyes are bigger.which is nice! Snowed a little tonight. We went to clean the office.

love you

Mom and dad
Ps are working on wills. Is there anything either of you specifically want mentioned?

Who wants the silver, the dishes, the ring, the gold locket or bracelet? The tiffany-style lamp, the grandfather clock, the oriental rugs? What do you specifically not want?



Love, Mom