Happy Birthday, You Snore

Thanks for the wishes…But you know I’d rather not acknowledge it.   Not that I mind being 67….I just think it’s time to fuhgetaboutit.  Your father gave me a mouthpiece-thingee to eliminate my snoring…..now is that any kind of gift?  That’s like giving someone Depends or Preparation H!!

Express Train to Barstow

Backstory: my mom and I joke about me sending her to a nursing home in Barstow when she has “senior moments.”

Last night I bit my tongue really hard and this morning sneezed and peed in my pj’s. When you come home you might want to look into Barstow for me.

Love, Mom