Happy Birthday, You Snore

Thanks for the wishes…But you know I’d rather not acknowledge it.   Not that I mind being 67….I just think it’s time to fuhgetaboutit.  Your father gave me a mouthpiece-thingee to eliminate my snoring…..now is that any kind of gift?  That’s like giving someone Depends or Preparation H!!

Posted on 02.24.2011 at 11:00 am// Tagged: , , ,

Express Train to Barstow

Backstory: my mom and I joke about me sending her to a nursing home in Barstow when she has “senior moments.”

Last night I bit my tongue really hard and this morning sneezed and peed in my pj’s. When you come home you might want to look into Barstow for me.

Posted on 03.24.2009 at 9:30 am// Tagged: , ,



Love, Mom