http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com A repository of modern day maternal correspondence Fri, 10 Feb 2012 16:00:46 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/02/02/theres-no-such-thing-as-just-enjoying-pizza/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/02/02/theres-no-such-thing-as-just-enjoying-pizza/#comments Tue, 02 Feb 2010 14:30:37 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=5690 mom: What are you doing today/tonight?
me: I am going to emily’s for domino’s night
mom: Are you playing regular old dominoes?
me: no, we’re ordering regular old domino’s PIZZA
mom: oh….that company who hates anyone but catholic conservatives etc.
me: oh geez
let me have my pizza!
mom: I hate dominos and I would never eat it. I mean he is anti everything liberal..Catholic radio station, that king of kings church on his property, the convent! The strict catholic school. He even has his own village in Florida. I would GAG on that pizza…positively gag? Have you ever heard of Gino’s?
me: yes, but domino’s is cheap
mom: Thin crust?
me: I just want to eat my friday night pizza!!
mom: Here I thought you were playing dominoes. Which also would have been weird
me: I didn’t realize I was such a pizza disappointment. I’ll hate myself a little more with every bite
mom: oh good. I did my job

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