Postcards From Yo Momma » double entendres http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com A repository of modern day maternal correspondence Fri, 10 Feb 2012 16:00:46 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 Meat Burglars http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2011/09/20/meat-burglars/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2011/09/20/meat-burglars/#comments Tue, 20 Sep 2011 15:00:31 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=6866 Backstory: My sausage had disappeared in an otherwise vegetarian household. Mom, new to Facebook, but not at all new to boundary violations, somehow thought this was fit for public consumption.

Daughter’s Status Update: I think someone came into my house and stole my meat.
Mother’s Public Comment: I thought your boyfriend had the meat in the relationship.

]]> http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2011/09/20/meat-burglars/feed/ 0 Impressed by his Instrument http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2011/06/01/impressed-by-his-instrument/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2011/06/01/impressed-by-his-instrument/#comments Wed, 01 Jun 2011 15:00:45 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=6755 Mom: Oh dear! Went to see Joshua Bell last Sunday. His Stradivarius he bought for $4 million…
Me: I know, you told me.
Mom: Oh, Alzheimer’s disease!
Me: I think you are impressed by his violin.
Mom: His instrument, you mean?????

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Me: So, your boyfriend has one old ball and one new ball, and the new ball is better.
Mom: Yeah.
Me: I don’t want to hear about your boyfriends balls.
Mom: And what’s really weird is that his new one smells like grapes.
Me: You can get bowling balls scented?
Mom: Yeah, which I didn’t know either. Then I went around the bowling alley sniffing everyones balls.

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The squirrels need pot holders to hold their nuts!

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The stool is lovely – great color. I noticed in the lower right of the bottom of the page they have a black version of your mushroom table.

Your home is coming together nicely.

]]> http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/04/22/stool/feed/ 3 The Main Course http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/01/28/the-main-course/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/01/28/the-main-course/#comments Wed, 28 Jan 2009 16:30:15 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=3198 mom: sounds good to me, does he need a birthday dessert??
me: sure, how about a fortune cookie?
mom: i guess only if you are the fortune cookie–hee hee
me: OH MY GOD.
mom: lighten up –jk, jk…………
me: THAT WAS SO GROSS!
mom: why is it so gross, you’re not a little fortune cookie??? you could be a dumpling….or tofu
me: um but not a dessert!
mom: oh you’d rather be the main course??
me: OH MY GOD MOM STOP!

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