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Me: Did you get caught in the rain?
Mom: Yes & a drunk girl jumped under my umbrella & apologized 4 doing so. I felt bad 4 her & let her stay dry. Only in ny.
Me: Ummm what? It’s 3pm!
Mom: She smelled like sunday pre-shower on college party weekend.
I thought the speech was outstanding!!!!! It actually made me cry. The stadium worked better than I thought it would. They should have held it in the Bird’s Nest and let the Chinese handle the fireworks!!! I am so relived.
I bet the Republicans are shaken!!!! (speeches sound even better while consuming one of your dad’s Margaritas!!!)
Mom OX
