Just wanted to let you know that my school’s filtering system would not allow me to look at the website you sent me for the following reason: lingerie, nudity, swimsuits.  I AM scared!!  I wrote down the website and I’ll try at home or maybe Dad can tell me about it!
Luv Ya,  Mom

NEWS FLASH–Your grandmother called me and told me that she would really like to have you and Ben up for Thanksgiving. She also told me, “I suppose I should send her an e-mail. We’ve learned how to get e-mails, of course, but we’re not sure how to give them.”
Give e-mails. That’s so cute.
Call her honey.
I [...]

Pet peeve: people who don’t take the time to change to ‘Subject’ line, from (for example), “Helmet Safety” to “I need Clothes.”  Reason: i’ll have in my mind that we discussed your need to wear a helmet, which is totally untrue. Please help in my quest to put correct subject lines in America’s e-mail.

You are right, unread messages are BOLDED.   By the way, this is the 3rd time I get this email from Yahoo.  I disregard right?

Backstory: This was sent after we told our mom to break the cycle of chain e-mails that claim you get back luck if you don’t forward them on.

I am trying, but that b*tch keeps sending them to me.  I get scared that I will have bad luck if I don’t forward them on.

Backstory: my sister got a new email address and notified the family of the change.  This was my mom’s response
Is this in connection with your home computer?   I do need my shampoo out of my shower, AVEDA, as I cannot buy it up here.  Just the regular stuff not the purple.  Hey!!!!  How do I [...]

Surprise, I am writing you an email.
I NEED HELP AND SOON, BEFORE I STARVE TO DEATH !!!!
I am guessing that you are wondering how come I’m doing this — it’s just because I am locked into my computer room and cannot get out.  I was trying to put a door knob on the door and [...]

Good Morning!!!
I know someone is up. It is 0400 and I had something to do. Sometimes when I e-mail folks at midnight here I get a response. E-mail is good that way. (Smile)