Backstory: my friend had text my mother saying “get her to stop singing to us” while on a roadtrip because they all hate how horrible of a singer i am, even though i’m convinced i’m great.

Mom: Will you please stop singing to them? I’m trying to work and keep getting texts that you’re annoying the shit out of them. Besides, you’re awful.
Me: Mom..clearly i was born to entertain.
Mom: yeah…maybe with your clothes off.