Postcards From Yo Momma » euphemisms http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com A repository of modern day maternal correspondence Fri, 10 Feb 2012 16:00:46 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 I Didn’t Just Fall Off the Turnip Truck http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2011/09/28/i-didnt-just-fall-off-the-turnip-truck/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2011/09/28/i-didnt-just-fall-off-the-turnip-truck/#comments Wed, 28 Sep 2011 15:00:24 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=6873 Me: This wedding is going to be a Tanya & Alice Production
Mom: oh yes, a T & A production
Me: Do you know what T & A stands for?
Mom: TITS & ASS
Me: Yes mom
Mom: I didn’t just fall off the turnip truck tanya.

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Me: Cool. What’d you get?

Mom: Good-looking man in front of me. I’d sure like him to park his car in MY garage!

[pause]

Mom: Is Jon parking his car in your garage??

]]> http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/04/08/park-your-car-in-my-garage/feed/ 5 Sometimes a Snake is Just a Snake http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2008/12/13/sometimes-a-snake-is-just-a-snake/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2008/12/13/sometimes-a-snake-is-just-a-snake/#comments Sat, 13 Dec 2008 14:01:00 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=2889 Backstory: My mom was a kindergarten teacher in a bad part of town.

Mom: It was a rough neighborhood. The kind of place where the men would come to the playground and let their snakes out of their bags.

Me: Ew! Mom that’s so gross.

Mom: I know. I hate snakes.

Me: Wait, that was a euphemism for something right?

Mom: No! They had real snakes! We had to go check the playground before recess to make sure they weren’t slithering around by the swings or anything.

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