I Will Outlive Them All!
Backstory: There has been an ongoing battle between my mum and my father (her now ex-husband) and his family
But I swear to god I will outlive all of them and dance on their graves.
Love ya chicken
Mum xx
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"I'm named after the song A Letter to Elise by The Cure, and my middlenames: Klara and Lisel were chosen because my mom had a dream about having a daughter named Klara, and she promised my great-grandmother that she would name me Lisel."
— Elise
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