It’s Not Called Mom’s Nipple Book
Backstory: Mom had breast cancer and then subsequent breast reconstruction. Three years later she finally had the nipple construction and was so excited she posted about it on facebook.
Mom: Did I horrify you?
Me: No lol I already knew. I don’t care. It’s your nipple do with it what you will.
Mom: Yeah but no one wants to see their Mom’s nipple on Facebook.