Mom: I found a girl who’s perfect for you!
Me: What makes her so perfect?
Mom: She has brown hair and she drinks
Me: … That’s it? That’s all you think I go for?
Mom: Well that’s all I seem to be able to surmise about your girlfriends from the facebook pictures. Since you don’t TELL me anything else [...]

Mom: Katie, may i see your blog? Gina [my aunt] told me about it. She was knocked out by your fabulous writing? love, mom
Me: Nooooooooo!!!
Mom: really!
Me: Nooooooooooo!!!
NOT ALLOWED!!!!
it’s all lies!!!!
Mom: i think i’ll search for it. why does gina get to see it
Me: because she’s my friend on facebook
you are really not allowed to look [...]

Thank you, my beautiful baby, my favorite lawyer, my pride, my only reason for living up until now (I don’t know about when you have kids).
Thanks for helping me with my legal issue, don’t leave me ALONE, please
Thank your husband, take care of yourselves and love each other .
When is Ali’s wedding??
Ciao

Hi Sweetie..ok…I just have to say it. The Wiccan thing is just killing me. I hate seeing that on your profile
I do love you madly though.
Mom
xoxoxoxo

that tagging stuff is ridiculous.   I was just trying to reorganize, and it ended up sending all of you notices somehow.    Help me  Baby Jesus . . .
so when can I call you today?

Mom: How do I unfriend on Facebook?
Me: What, you only have like 8 friends, who do you want to get rid of.
Mom: That’s really none of your business, and I have 40 friends thank you very much.
Me: That’s right, Dad has 8 heheh
Mom: Not for long!

Amy this your mother,the one with the silloutte of a man for a picture.(I think it may be a vollens silloutte too)here is a list for you…1.take your vitamen C,dont want the scurvey2.fix my dam FB page, its got no style3.Dont stress yourself out!

Love the new profile picture. I can’t believe I have such a great looking daughter!

I will send cookies in this box as well, so look out for it ! Probably by Friday,ok?
I wish I could see the room. Will you take some pics and send them on email? ( OR i could get limited facebook, and let you do this this way…. LET me know!)
Tell all the homeys that [...]

I hope you had a good rest of the weekend.  So, now you know I am on spacebook :)  Julie spent the night last night and after a few adult beverages she wanted to show me how Jenev helped her create her page.  Then we decided to create mine. Well, I accidentally sent an invitation [...]

did you see that scrabulous is disabled?
got the broke tooth. boo.
xo yer ma

Mom: Hi, I think I just confirmed a guy named Brian G__ into my list
of friends on Face book!  : (  How do I get him off?  Mom
Me: Brian is Steve’s friend and will be the best man at his wedding
Remember he was there with his ex-girlfriend at Christmas?
Mom: Well, I wasn’t sure if [...]