Postcards From Yo Momma » fashion http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com A repository of modern day maternal correspondence Fri, 10 Feb 2012 16:00:46 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 Just Say No to Vampire Fashion http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/08/03/just-say-no-to-vampire-fashion/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/08/03/just-say-no-to-vampire-fashion/#comments Tue, 03 Aug 2010 17:00:53 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=6366 Just want to go on record…I do not like the latest, vampire-inspired fall fashions!  BCBG is all Transylvania, all the time!

]]> http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/08/03/just-say-no-to-vampire-fashion/feed/ 3 Time for Change http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/11/26/time-for-change/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/11/26/time-for-change/#comments Thu, 26 Nov 2009 19:21:03 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=5330 brb im going to change from my tight cougar jeans into my reality tv pajama pants

]]> http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/11/26/time-for-change/feed/ 3 Mom Discovers Spanx, and the Pee Hole http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/11/22/mom-discovers-spanx-and-the-pee-hole/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/11/22/mom-discovers-spanx-and-the-pee-hole/#comments Sun, 22 Nov 2009 15:41:17 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=5309 Backstory: it’s my mom’s 50 birthday this week and after listening to much complaining about what she thinks is her flabby tummy/thigh/booty region, i told her about Spanx and then got her a pair for her birthday.  i guess she liked them.

me: have any jeans you’ve been wanting to wiggle into?  i think they have a pee hole but i’m not entirely sure what the process is like for getting in and out of them, so i’d like a full report afterward

Mom: well you shall have one.  i am reading the back and it does indeed have a peepee hole – this should be interesting! lol

Mom: oh my God! i took them out and they look like they could fit a DOLL

me: well, i hope they work.  i heard a lady say that her coworkers asked her if she’d lost weight

Mom: hell, good enough for me

[one hour later]

Mom: SPANX SPANX SPANX!!!!!
Oh yeah baby. I even asked MYSELF if I had lost weight!

]]> http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/11/22/mom-discovers-spanx-and-the-pee-hole/feed/ 5 Style Tips: Jean Shorts and Tattoos http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/11/20/style-tips-jean-shorts-and-tattoos/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/11/20/style-tips-jean-shorts-and-tattoos/#comments Fri, 20 Nov 2009 14:30:55 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=5297 I ordered some new shoes–BOOTS!!  The low-cut ones (great with jeans).  But I was thinking I would get some jeans-shorts where the inseam is 2 inches,  some sweat socks, and a flannel shirt.  Maybe a tattoo on my calf that says “Yo Momma” or “Semper Fi.”

]]> http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/11/20/style-tips-jean-shorts-and-tattoos/feed/ 0 Fashion Tips for a Drag Queen Son http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/06/28/fashion-tips-for-a-drag-queen-son/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/06/28/fashion-tips-for-a-drag-queen-son/#comments Sun, 28 Jun 2009 18:30:17 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=4351 Backstory: My mom will often give me (her dragqueen son with nails and purple hair) WAY random and out there advice on fashion. One day she was asking what I was going to be wearing to a family function.

mom: so what r u gonna wear?

me: i dunno. something black Im sure.

mom: really?!

me: well all my pink clothes are in the wash :)

mom: :( well just don’t dress like Cher and don’t wear tight sweaters, they make you look cheap.

me: all righty then…..

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