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Reasons to Call Dad, from 1987

Sunday is father’s day. Call your dad and say something nice. He saved your life when you were choking around 1987. Thats the only reason I can come up with right now. Other than a “Thanks for the random fertilization and DNA shit.”

Posted on 06.24.2009 at 9:30 am// Tagged: dads, father's day

No Awkwardness, Please!

Mom: Dad is on the phone with Pappy. He is awkward. Will you ever be awkward with me on a Mother’s Day call?
Me: haha i will never be awkward on a call with you for mothers day
Mom: CAN WE ALWAYS LIKE EACH OTHER, WILL YOU PROMISE?
Me: promise
Mom: Okay good, i’m glad we got that out of the way

Posted on 06.22.2009 at 3:18 pm// Tagged: father's day, mother's day

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Reasons to Call Dad, from 1987

No Awkwardness, Please!

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