Don’t forget fathers day. he always feels marginalized.
Sunday is father’s day. Call your dad and say something nice. He saved your life when you were choking around 1987. Thats the only reason I can come up with right now. Other than a “Thanks for the random fertilization and DNA shit.”
Mom: Dad is on the phone with Pappy. He is awkward. Will you ever be awkward with me on a Mother’s Day call?
Me: haha i will never be awkward on a call with you for mothers day
Mom: CAN WE ALWAYS LIKE EACH OTHER, WILL YOU PROMISE?
Mom: Okay good, i’m glad we got that out of the way