Project Bye Bye Favre

Backstory: My mom is a 55 year-old Indian lady. She recently started watching football.

Even I was livid watching the bozo and I couldnt care less about football. They had project bye bye FAvre and burned his jerseys then they stopped . But they had groups standing outside and chanting things about Favre. People in MIlwaukee are thoroughly disgusted and depressed about this blatant traitor -idiott.
I hope he breaks his arm
Love,
Amma

Handy Dandy CAPS LOCK

Backstory: Mom just got a new phone, and my brother just got a job as a blogger on a Rams fan site. She apparently read the comment I left saying the Rams suck.
Mom: HI I AM JUST PLAYING WITH MY NEW PHONE HOW WAS UR FIRST NIGHT IN UR NEW APT
Mom: I CANNOT BELIEVE U PUT THAT ON ETHANS BLOG SHAME ON U THE RAMS ARE GOING TO HUNT YOU DOWN AND BEAT YOU UP
Me: I seriously doubt the Rams will hunt me down and beat me up
Mom: I DONT KNOW HOW TO TAKE THE CAPS OFF MY PHONE PEOPLE WILL THINK I’M YELLING
Me: That’s handy, because you are always yelling
Mom: TRUE

bad bachi

Backstory: Our family is picking the NFL playoff winners and we are all diehard Chargers fans. My mother is the only person who didn’t pick them to win.

Ross is also predicting at least one TD by the Chargers defense or special teams.  Laurel has a smiley face next to the score on that one.  If they lose, I will obviously be blamed for the bad bachi I have inflected via my choice.

Hasty Banana,
Com-Mom



Love, Mom