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Imitation is the Highest Form of Flattery?

Mom: [Friend] bought a necklace exactly like one I bought last month, and that is so wrong and I am pissed.
Mom: and she did that with our dining room set too
Mom: so annoying
Mom: don’t you think that is wrong?
Me: yes why would she want to wear the same thing as you!
Mom: because she wants to be me
Mom: grrrr
Mom: k byeeeee going to her house for greek food and stalking of me
Me: haha okay bye
Mom: she will probably eat like me, dress like me, and talk like me soon. Beware of my doppelganger!

Posted on 02.12.2010 at 3:05 pm// Tagged: frenemies, friends

Working Mom’s Last Nerve

Backstory: C & J are a couple that get on my mother’s nerves a bit. She had dinner with them last night.

Mom: I’m trapped with C and J and I can’t get out.
Mom: Help me. Puhleeze.
Me: What could I do to help??
Mom: Teleport me to Chicago? Puhleeze?
Mom: Hhhheeeeelllllllppppppp.
Mom: Aaaarrrrgh, shoot me.
Me: Sorry mom! Good luck!
Mom: Thanx?! I’m already in the dog house because i’m not a dog lover. Ssssshhhh.
Mom: Kill me. Kill me. KILL ME! Seriously.

Posted on 12.14.2009 at 2:22 pm// Tagged: cries for help, frenemies, friends

Reminder: We Are Not Your Friends

While sorting through Daddy’s e-mails, I see that you have befriended him on Facespace! I keep having to remind you that we are your parents and not your friends. Love, Mom

Posted on 12.07.2009 at 9:30 am// Tagged: facebook, Facespace, friends

Lesbian Dentists of Buffalo Unite

Backstory: I just moved to Buffalo for dental school and have been having some trouble finding the lesbians. Mom to the rescue.

So I saw the guy who lives in our building who sent you the email in September and it turns out he is gay and he said that the law school has an active gay and lesbian organization and they would probably welcome you
Might want to check it out
He said he knew you were gay cause he watched you make out when you were in high school in the elevator or hallway ….
Big smile Mom

Posted on 02.12.2009 at 2:00 pm// Tagged: Buffalo, dentistry, friends, LGBT

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