Me: I’m looking up all the Kennedy grandsons to see if any are my age and cute.  Do you think I could get one of them without the annoying accent?
Mom: your age? I’m sure there are one or two- after all that family seems to double at every funeral. just watch out for the teeth. that’s how you know he’s  a true kennedy.
Me: oiy. Can you imagine those teeth and my old teeth.  I think that would just be too cruel to do to a child.  of course so would making a Kennedy live in Texas…
Mom: Hey, Texas is better than making a Texan live in Boston.  They talk funny up there.
Mom: the problem with good wine is you don’t know you’ve had too much until later.
Me: what were you doing drinking good wine?

Mom: So L* and I were talking this past Sunday and we both decided that we want to be buried with a fully charged cell phone, just incase we need to phone ahead for reservations to Heaven or if we get lost and require directions…..Or worse yet if we forgot to give our offspring one final bit of info….LOL
Me: Oh lord, you’re going to haunt me from the grave?!
Mom: Only if you dress me funny….
Me: Bahahaha
Mom: I remember what you said @ that hat shop downtown in Chicago…
Me: Which was?
Mom: That I’d be dressed funny if I didn’t behave….
Me: Hehe. well…then you should just behave, huh? ;)
Mom: I behave most of the time, if I don’t I have fun…then I pray and repent….

Backstory: My mom is secretly obsessed with Michael Jackson and also is fascinated by twitter but refuses to get one because she doesn’t know what she would tweet about.

Mom: I’m watching the Michelle Jackson memorial on tv. It’s very nice but also sad.

Me: oh I’m in class I can’t watch it

mom: Im sure they will replay it. I keep remembering the teenaged mj. He was so cute, but had so many issues.

Me: are the perormances good?

Mom: They have been very nice. Lionel richey and marìah carey were both near tears. I wasn.t sure if they could finish. It has had several songs about jesus.

Mom: His little girl just said he was the best daddy ever. Special on him tonight on abc. I wont bother you anymore.

Me: no I like your updates.

Mom: just like Twitter!