so i am going to pay for tires for your brother. i am not going to allow him to drive on those roads. the rain is hitting and there is no way i want him on the road.
dont have kids. you cant afford them.
i will just have granddogs. i am fine with that. 

Mom: So how did it go with the tax man and the internet people and the plumber?
Me: Umm, I didn’t make it, I don’t understand it and I delayed it, respectively.
Mom: Please try to get by on your pretty face for as long as you can, darling, because … well … because I think that’s [...]