A repository of modern day maternal correspondence

It Sounds like “WEE”

Backstory: I asked my mom what she wanted for Christmas.
WII not sure how to spell it but it sounds like “WEE.”  It sounds so cool with exercise and sports games to use and move your body to.

Rejected Wedding Gifts

In the just so you know category……..
When your dad and I got married a somewhat cheesy friend of his had a stock the bar party for us.  The most AWFUL thing we got was a liquor decanter that had a naked cherub on top - the liquor came out of his you-know-what.  I was horrified [...]

Mom’s Letter To Santa

I am hoping that Santa will bring me a new black Coach purse, some Chanel perfume and a framed picture of President Obama that grace the walls of our new space.  Nothing too large, just a normal 8×10 in a tasteful traditional frame.
the request is historical.  After JFK Jr was elected President almost every Irish [...]

Post-Election Reward

To celebrate Obama’s win and your new TV I bought you some new towels.  You can thank me later.

Doesn’t That Sound Like Fun!

am bringing home two different boards, a science board and a yard sale board, I need to make a poster for Linda’s 40th birthday and was wondering if you might help me (being the teacher part of you).
I want to attach bras to it and say Happy 40th Birthday from your Bosom Buddies.
Doesn’t that sound [...]

Guilt Trips… and Tim Gunn

OK, what is an idea for your new hubby for his birthday?  I have no good clue – I guess you are all just living too far away.  Is there anything on the Amazon registry that would be appropriate for him?
Does that registry stay “up” after the wedding date?
Give me a clue.
What did you think [...]

I feel a pair of hand-knitted sox coming on!

OK
So I’m still being a mother……. it’s  you’re a contraction of you are , not your which is a possessive pronoun I only mention this because I love you Of course this could be some type of e-mail shorthand of which I am woefully ignorant and …… you’re….. not alone in using it.
How long are  [...]

I fondle soaps

thanks for my soaps. I love em, they are so pretty. i havent used em yet cuz theyre so cute, but i smell em all the time.I fondle em too! Youre good at it already. Bob said you wanted to do lye soaps too, be careful with that, that stuff is bad.  love u guys, [...]

Your Dad’s Prezzie

Hi dear…..3.08pm here.
We are just back from shopping, during which your dad bought his birthday prezzie from you.
He is delighted with it!
I have it hidden, as usual, and will drag it out on the appointed day.
It’s very nice.
Cost is 49.99 plus GST and PST which, here in the centre of the universe is 7%.  So [...]

Any use for a nylon bag?

The college counselor is cleaning out and has a book bag (about 12″w x 16″h and 2″ deep), has just a single magnetic clasp with a shoulder strap. It does read College Board in the lower right corner. If you don’t want it (toting yoga things?), I’m going to put it up for grabs on [...]

Lotto Tickets, Kenny G, And The Good Truffles

Hi,
First of all, I like to guys to compare prices before you buy the stuff for me. Find the cheaper price to buy.
My list are:
Kenny G - new CD - In the mood for love (something like that)
Lemeon peel scripper (Ming Wo has one but over $10, I find that little expansive.)
A Oliver [...]

Jazz Hands for Dad

Update on your Mother’s Day gift. It is all wonderful. What looked like a yelllow cloth in the foot goodies are socks. You put the rich cream on at night, then the socks so it soaks in. Granny just sent me a late b’day gift which was hand cream with yellow gloves-same routine so I [...]

Gift ideas

Gift idea’s for mom please
NO massages please
Choose only one or four.. bahahahahahahaha
Stadium seat w/ back chair? Whatever you call it..
Small office chair
Night gown
Orchid flowers in a planter
It hurts me to make a list of things but I know you will be on a mission to get stuffs… like this for example I asked in [...]



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