Postcards From Yo Momma » girlfriends http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com A repository of modern day maternal correspondence Fri, 10 Feb 2012 16:00:46 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 Your Brother’s Imaginary Girlfriend http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/11/19/your-brothers-imaginary-girlfriend/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/11/19/your-brothers-imaginary-girlfriend/#comments Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:30:55 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=5293 Backstory: I share an apt with my brother, who doesn’t date much. He did not know my conservative parents were in town and asleep in the guest room when he brought the girl he’s been seeing over to spend the night. My Mom texted me about 5 min after they left early the next morning.

Mom: Dad says there is a GIRL asleep in your brother’s room! Just thought you would like to know so that you aren’t alarmed when you get up. There’s a GIRL in there.
Me: It’s probably Jenny. Does she have blonde hair?
Mom: Dad says reddish. Maybe strawberry blonde.
Me: Yes that’s her.
Mom: Oh. So you’ve met this Jenny girl? She actually exists?!?
Me: Briefly, yes. She seems nice.
Mom: Interesting. He’s so secretive about this kind of stuff so I just wondered. You know, if she existed.
Me: Mmm hmm
Mom: Well I just thought you should know there’s a girl in there. You can go back to sleep now.

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