Backstory: This is my mom’s response to comments on the email from her I’d sent in that was posted on here.

mom: Hello!  Back in the late ’60’s and ’70’s when I was dating, “the pill” was the best form of birth control.  And we didn’t know about AIDS yet, so condoms weren’t so widely promoted for “safe sex.”
mom: Besides — how many of THEM have read “The Joy of Sex.”  PLUS the sequel, “More Joy of Sex.’
mom: YoMomma has.  :-)
me: so what’s the joy of sex then?  I’m assuming condoms aren’t part of that?
mom: Let’s just say that after reading the first book, you’d never be able to look at goldfish (the fish, not the cracker) or green grapes the same way