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Bring something kind of slutty to wear!!!

Backstory: I’m going to Florida with my mom and her best friend for few days.

Oh boy, the Goodland Mullet Festival is January 29-31, 2010. You’re in for a treat. Bring something kind of slutty to wear!!!
Love you,
Mom
XOXOXOX

Posted on 11.11.2009 at 11:30 am// Tagged: goodland mullet festival, slutty clothes

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