Varmint Shooting Potential Husband
Ladies:
I just heard that Tom Brady got married last night. Iiiimaaaagine! I cannot believe it and now Mara is going to have to remove him from her “eligible bachelor” list. What a shame – he would have made such a nice, clean cut son-in-law. But whether the men are rich or poor, tall or short, large or small – any potential long term boyfriend/husband material better be able to cut trees, shoot varmints and shingle the Taj MaShed!
Have a great day and see you later alligators.
Love, mom xoxox








