Varmint Shooting Potential Husband

Ladies:
I just heard that Tom Brady got married last night. Iiiimaaaagine! I cannot believe it and now Mara is going to have to remove him from her “eligible bachelor” list. What a shame – he would have made such a nice, clean cut son-in-law. But whether the men are rich or poor, tall or short, large or small – any potential long term boyfriend/husband material better be able to cut trees, shoot varmints and shingle the Taj MaShed!
Have a great day and see you later alligators.
Love, mom xoxox

The Ultimate (Frickin’) Cheerleader

Hi Babe,

There is a family in the end house and they’re sweet, talkative to the max, but very sweet.  The mutants remain :(

Yeah, we were sort of expecting the Obama win here…disappointed, but we’ll just have to see how it pans out…there was a big run on the gun stores before the election here (AZ)

[Brother]‘s here for now and looking for employment. We’re all trying to keep good attitude and you know that I’m the ultimate (frickin’) cheer leader – by God those guys are going to be cheery!

Love you both tons

mom :)



Love, Mom