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Mom: You need to schedule a gynecology checkup. I’m sure you can find a woman gynecologist where you live if you’d prefer one.
Me: Well, the way I see it, it’s like that joke; would you go to a mechanic who had never owned a car?
Mom: Yeah, but he’s ridden in one.
Backstory: I got an abnormal pap smear result and my Jewish-Catholic-Buddhist mother sent me this e-mail ahead of my return to the doctor today.
Baby, I’ve already sent you thousands of positive energies, and I’ve wished on Archangel Raphael (the healing one) to bless you and protect you, and make you healthy soon, you know until you’re Kosher I won’t relax!!! LOVE YOU
