Are You Really My Daughter?

Backstory: I wrote an email to my mom telling her I was hungover Monday after staying out late on Superbowl Sunday. I said, “I guess I’m just too old to go out on Sunday nights!”

Too old to go out on Sunday night?   Need 8+ hours of sleep? Exercise?  Eat Healthy?  WHERE IN GOD’S NAME DID I GET YOU??????????  HAHAHA

There Are Only Three Options.

Have tried to phone you but no reply so 3 options
1. terrible hangover
2. found floating in lake with very high blood alcohol
3. very depressed and head under duvet

Love, Mom