A repository of modern day maternal correspondence

Too many cups of coffee….

um I was thinking, if we have no tv cable like thingy, will we have tv for dvd? do you have a combo vcr? I still have good vcr movies like everafter. I have the new spider man on dvd. I’m gonna go do my hair. have escrow tomorrow, dentist, store, vet for dog pills, [...]

The Straight Poop From Mom

here’s what I’ve done so far:
correctol 2 yesterday, one today, or 2, can’t remember. Miralax powder per pharmacist. giant salad, I mean giant with extra veggies and a few beans.
I did jog, but not that far. one enema: just a couple of small poops. This is the end of day 4. Ahhhhhhh! I will try [...]

What a Life, Eh??

It will probably come saturday or monday so you can buy monistat external cream if you are uncomfortable in the meantime. Call me if u have any questions.
I am getting the gray out of my hair this morning. This afternoon is my nails.-what a life, eh?? Not to mention all the unpacking laundry around the [...]

Constipation & The Crappy Economy

Thanks for calling last night. Sorry I was uncommunicative. I’m getting tired of this, but better each day. The Dulcolax I took last night may have helped somewhat. We have not recognized the obvious cure for me……an enema. There was something on TV this morning about people getting depressed with [...]

Remember To Brush These Areas

A commercial of a new toothbrush by Crest that has a tonge cleaner and it says that 80% of bacteria are on the tongue, gums, and mouth. That mean only 20% are on the teeth.
Remember to brush these areas as well. And rinse brush afterwards because water is a great cleanser of bacteria [...]

I am crazy, its true.

Hi there Missy,
How are you today? We’re having James and Nancy over tonight, and of course, I couldn’t rest thinking of all the stuff I wanted to get done - so I didn’t get to sleep till after midnight and I’ve been up since 5:00. I am crazy, its true. But I [...]

Excremenatory Illness

Hello Son,
Could you endeavor to let your longsuffering mother know that you haven’t been decimated by your extreme excremenatory illness?  Thank you!  love ya lots.  YoMomma

now, back to church on tv

hi, pooh:
grandma is using the homeopathic remedies you sent, but she still isn’t feeling well.  she says it’s not a cold or the flu, she just feels weak.  i sometimes see her holding on to something like she’s lightheaded and when i ask her what’s wrong, she says “nothing, i’m fine”.  i don’t believe her [...]



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