Me: Did you see that 19 pound whale of a baby in the news?
Mom: you were almost that big.
Me: No, no i wasn’t
Mom: You were 10.6, thats almost that 11
Me: The difference being an entire baby’s weight!
Mom: I lied and told everyone that you were a beautiful 9 pounds even on your birth announcements…
Me: I don’t even know where to begin…
Mom: I know, call me an over achiever. I wonder why you aren’t taller? They told me you would be so tall.
Me: sorry to dissappoint you.