A repository of modern day maternal correspondence

No Free Love

Me:  he’s all “we’re camping out at an art and music festival in the middle of a huge field. we’re hippies.”  so he wants to get a tent and stuff after class, and then i’m getting my nose pierced.
Mom:  as long as the free love doesnt come in literally
hahaha
Me:  haha
no, i charge
Mom:  omg. don’t make [...]



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