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Backstory: I sent my Mom the link to an “Are you a Hoarder” online test. She is in fact a hoarder, whether she believes it or not!

I took the test and it says I am FINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mommy Dearest
PS It did say”NO WIRE HANGERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Posted on 11.05.2009 at 9:30 am// Tagged: hoarders, mommy dearest, no wire hangers

"I'm named after the song A Letter to Elise by The Cure, and my middlenames: Klara and Lisel were chosen because my mom had a dream about having a daughter named Klara, and she promised my great-grandmother that she would name me Lisel."
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