A repository of modern day maternal correspondence

The Three Question Limit

Any news you care to share on what’s happening in your life? Any thought of getting out here for holidays? How are your eyes? I have now used up my self-imposed three question limit. Here’s hoping for some answers.
Love you. Mom

Halloween Hijinks

we have a halloween party to go to.
have you heard about the chia pet costume?
it’s real cheap.
just put double sided tape on your head and roll around on some fresh cut lawn.

“Funky” Holidays

Happy Holocaust Remembrance Day! My calendar has all these ‘funky’ holidays that I’ve never heard of before. Just thought you would want to know and remember.
Love xoxomom

Easter & Playboy Bunnies

Did I ask you what you are doing for Easter?
P.S. I found the perfect underwear.

Father’s Day Casino

Mom: We’re booked for Father’s Day lunch at noon. Leaving for casino by 11:30. Love you !
Me: oky doky! I’ll have to remember to bring my ID. Last time the wouldn’t let me in!
Mom: I remember that ! I wish someone would ask me !! Of course I’d haave to [...]

Lotto Tickets, Kenny G, And The Good Truffles

Hi,
First of all, I like to guys to compare prices before you buy the stuff for me. Find the cheaper price to buy.
My list are:
Kenny G - new CD - In the mood for love (something like that)
Lemeon peel scripper (Ming Wo has one but over $10, I find that little expansive.)
A Oliver [...]



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