Hey There Hoochie Mama

Backstory: I sent my mom a picture of the dress I was interested in getting for my friend’s wedding. She had offered to buy it for me as my birthday gift.

Me: hey, here’s the dress i was telling you about!

Mom: Hi Sweetheart, wow! kind of ‘whochimama’ look! I looked on the website but couldn’t
find it to buy it on line. Can you tell me how to get to it?

Me: oh mom, you’re funny. do you know that hoochie mama means great big slut? :)

Mom: OH MY GOD!!! no, I thought it meant hot and sexy!

Love, Mom