Backstory: My mom is an astrologer.

How are you? Did you have a good weekend? Listen, you have Venus/Mars in a very prominent place in your chart now and, besides making you irresistible to the opp sex and more energetic than usual, it may make you more prone to speeding and accidents. Slow down, don’t rush, be patient. Take care of yourself, ok? I love you.

Oughhhh,
H0w can i type? Griffin is sitting between me and the laptop (I am lying down). All purring, making funny faces, and totally disregarding my inconveniences. Now he’s all curled up and snoozing. Obviously he thinks he’s the king here, Ha! We’ll see who gives the DinDin. Hey, this is your horoscopes for today: You probably feel out of touch with who you are. To some degree you have lost yourself, and this is not a bad thing. What you’ve really lost, at least temporarily, is your ego. Your true nature shines through. How’s that? Watch tonight show, Obama is on,pretty cool i think. Some people are complaining about that, too. Geez….
Now, Griffin ignored and abandoned me and moved back to his sunken couch nest. Suit yourself, pickley guy.
Love, Mom

December 22 – January 19
Feel free to match your plaid slacks with your polka-dot blouse today, dear Capricorn. Accessorize with a pink feather boa and a striped jacket. Let the oddball within you shine brightly! This is a terrific day for you, and you should feel free to express yourself openly and loudly to the world around you. You should experience a great deal of self-confidence that you should take full advantage of at this time.

I thought this was just too good not to pass on. You finally have permission to wear “busy and busy!” It was great talking to you last night. You’re very dear to me.

Love,
mom