Martha Wouldn’t Say Sh*t
Me: So I’ve cleaned, studied, did homework, did laundry, put away laundry (hung up and folded) and now I’m making a batch of lavender shortbread.
Mom: Martha!
Me: RIGHT?! shit. I need an A-line dress and a frilly apron.
Mom: There was no need for profanity! It doesn’t fit with the frilly apron image.