Martha Wouldn’t Say Sh*t

Me: So I’ve cleaned, studied, did homework, did laundry, put away laundry (hung up and folded) and now I’m making a batch of lavender shortbread.
Mom: Martha!
Me: RIGHT?! shit. I need an A-line dress and a frilly apron.
Mom: There was no need for profanity! It doesn’t fit with the frilly apron image.

Found: One Halloween Sock

When I cleaned out the laundry room, I found your Halloween sock–don’t laugh, I’m sending it to you because oct 31 is around the corner.
Looking forward to seeing you this weekend, even though you’re busy with your friends. ¬†Are you coming home Fri night or Sat?

Love ya
Momma Bear

Love, Mom
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