Postcards From Yo Momma » hunting http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com A repository of modern day maternal correspondence Fri, 10 Feb 2012 16:00:46 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 Would You Like the Mounted Antlers When I Die? http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/07/10/would-you-like-the-mounted-antlers-when-i-die/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/07/10/would-you-like-the-mounted-antlers-when-i-die/#comments Sat, 10 Jul 2010 18:15:41 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=6331 Mom: Punkin, I’m going through the house now deciding who will get what when I die. Would you like me to send you all the mounted antlers and stuffed pheasants your dad had around here?
Me: Um……no
Mom: Why not? He was proud of those kills.
Me: Mom, I’m a vegetarian.
Mom: Oh yeah, I keep forgetting you’re one of “those people”.
Me: What do you mean “those people”?
Mom: You know, California hippie tree huggers. How’s that Obama working out for you, huh?

]]> http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/07/10/would-you-like-the-mounted-antlers-when-i-die/feed/ 19 Oh Deer http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/12/04/oh-deer/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/12/04/oh-deer/#comments Fri, 04 Dec 2009 17:02:19 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=5368 Backstory: My mom found a lot of deer in her flowerbeds this morning.  She also has a loaded BB gun in the kitchen that she uses to scare off the “wildlife” that show up in my parents’ yard.

We’ll they’ve got the whole freaking woods.  What do they need in my yard.  God, just one more thing to piss me off that I have to shoot at.

xoxoxoxo
mom

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