mom: your dad just went to get your brother - should be back any sec - tina fey / office tonight
me: her show is called 30 rock, mom.
…: heh
mom: duh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: did you know oprah was guest starring on it tonight?
mom: double duh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: just checking
mom: nam
me: …
mom: “not a moron”

Mom: hey chickie
Mom: made meatballs.
what more can a poor working girl want
than her mama’s company
Me: did you just call me a prostitute?
Mom: no, those are skanky working girls, with a tramp stamp
you have a stamp, but not in the trampy spot
Me: oh man alive.
Mom: but don’t want to see you and j cupcaking
Me: what does that [...]

Mom: I know and when you are waiting for somehting like that the times drags even more.  Cheer up, you have a nice week-end coming up (unlike me).
Me: Yes, it is true that you have a gruesome weekend ahead of you. That is too bad! You will be very happy in your freshlypaintedhousewithsouthernexposure though.
Mom: trudat.  [...]

your sister’s away message says—f my l
does that mean fuck my life?
if it does…that makes me sad for her…..she has a paper to write and finals coming up but i hope nothing else bad happened or is going on.
ooooh i worry so…..
any thoughts?
love you so much
mama

Thanks for your e-mail Amanda. I’m very happy to hear you are getting happier, keep working on it. You sound like a party animal, don’t you? Make sure don’t frink too much.
BTW, do you hav time to read? Please try if you haven’t.
BTW, do you know what is “BTW” is?
Mom

Me: Do we still own the game girl talk? With the zit stickers?
Mom: Yes we do.  Laughing now.
Me: Like you’re lol-ing?
Mom: YEP! Why do I feel like a glass of milk right now?

Mom: hi
Me: hi
Mom: how are you
Me: good, you’re invisible
Mom: why
Mom signed on at 5:58:12 PM.
Me: did you click the “eye” on top of the buddy list?
Mom: its open
Mom signed off at 5:58:34 PM.
Mom is offline and will receive your IMs when signing back in.
Mom signed on at 5:58:36 PM.
Mom: the eye ball is open
Me: haha [...]