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Mom: Hi pumpkin!

AIM away message: Hi Mom, since you haven’t yet grasped aim fully, I just want you to know, I’m not ignoring you. this is an automatic pop up when I’m not here, please don’t leave anymore passive aggressive messages for me to return to.

Mom: well did you have to put that up for the world to see?

Mom: Why aren’t you answering me? You just wrote something 2 seconds ago. Where did you go?

Posted on 01.29.2010 at 9:30 am// Tagged: AIM, away messages, IMing

STOP YELLING AT ME!

Mom: what are you doing?
Me: working.
Mom: did you eat lunch today? i think you need to eat more.
Mom: hello??? HELLO???
Me: WHAT?
Mom: why all caps? is that like yelling? are you yelling at me?
Me: i’m not yelling. I’m WORKING.
Mom: you brat – you’re yelling again!

Posted on 07.21.2009 at 1:30 pm// Tagged: IMing, working

"My grandma is always talking about all of these low-fat recipes she makes, then criticizes me for not slathering butter all over the bread when I make grilled cheese."
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