I missed that in pre-school
Backstory: I’m almost 40.
Mom: Where are you today?
Me: Lynchburg, Virginia
Mom: Oh that sounds fun.
Me: I’m going to run and get a salad for dinner
Mom: Are you leaving the hotel?
Me: Yes. I’m going across the street
Mom: Well don’t talk to strangers
Me: Thanks, I missed that in pre-school.
Mom: One of these days someone will kidnapp [...]