Me: Up, up, up the corporate ladder I go!
Mom: I would wear a safety belt and helmet.

Backstory: This is my mother’s response to a paper I wrote for work on investing in China.
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are such a professional!! And I read your cooperative education evaluation today while I was waiting for NaNCY IN mARBLEHEAD WITH YOUR CAR. mOMMY

Hi Mootch,
Hope you have a great day. I have an annual forum all day involving professionals in family court — judges, lawyers, mediators, custody evaluators, etc. It’s always fun and an honor too: you have to be invited. I’m a power person.
Love to you.
Momzilla

Backstory: I receive daily updates from my mom who teaches drama at a Catholic Middle School.
Today I’m gearing up to deal with the little diva I made cry yesterday. She was giving 0 percent and had left her script at home and had never attempted to learn any of her lines, even though I [...]

I know now why this job pays so well. OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 100 patients & only about 5 of them aren’t demented. I have to get up at 4am & have to be there at 6:30am! I can’t leave till everything is caught up. Today I didn’t get home till [...]