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Actually, I Don’t Get It

Me: Do you want to hear my new favorite joke?
Mom: Of course.
Me: ok, what do vegan zombies eat?
Mom: What?
Me: GRAAAINS! GRAAAINS!
Me: Ha ha!!
Mom: Ha ha!!!
Me: I love it.
Mom: Well, actually, I don’t get it.
Me: They eat grains instead of brains because they’re vegan.
Mom: Do zombies usually eat brains?
Me: Yeah, that’s what zombies eat. Are you not up on your zombie literature?
Mom: I guess not. But I learn something new every day! Now, what’s a vegan?

Posted on 12.21.2009 at 9:30 am// Tagged: jokes, vegans, zombies

Work Hijinks

Backstory: M. is her co-worker and D. is her boss.

m. and I are trying to think of a prank to pull on d. There’s is currently a bucket of water (catching a leak) in the opera house attic that has a rotten rat floating in it. we want to plant a fake rat and some gut juice or something near his desk. Any creative ideas??

Posted on 09.18.2008 at 11:17 am// Tagged: jokes, work

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