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Mating With Our Family’s Cheeks

Thanks Honey, He is not what I expected. He has really nice eyes and seems really sweet.

The chubby cheeks might really be a detriment if you ever married and had kids (ha ha)

Mating with our family’s cheeks could be disastorous! JK.

Hope you are ok and the commute is not killing you. We made a grooming appt for Saturday am at 0800

and we figured we would talk to you about that and if you think it will work out. If not, we can change it.

Talk to you soon, Love mom

Posted on 03.14.2009 at 2:30 pm// Tagged: boyfriends, chubby cheeks, kids

Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad

I felt so bad this morning because when I was getting ready, for some reason I was thinking to myself about how old R will be in February. I thought he was 23 now but then that didn’t make sense that he would be turning 24 when you just turned 26. Then I couldn’t think if J was going to be 25 or what in March. So, I had to subtract 2009 from 1984 and 1986 to figure out how old they were going to be. That’s pretty bad when you can’t remember the exact age of 2 out of 3 of your kids. Sheesh. Love you, baby doll!

Posted on 12.27.2008 at 11:31 am// Tagged: birthdays, kids

Sour Milk and Spoiled Juice Boxes

Saturday, Went to a basketball game w/ dad, his friend and his girlfriends kids.. Total 4 kids ages 8-10. They were so loud and smelled like sour milk and spoiled juice boxes.. yuk! Dad did not tell me there would be kids involved. Worst, we rode in one vehicle w/ them and it was nightmare.. Dad never apologized for putting me in
this horrible situation. The mother would not allow me to talk about death, bad words so conversations were all PG. She asked why I’m not a grandmother yet. That totally put me in the wrong mood…

Posted on 05.22.2008 at 9:11 am// Tagged: dads, kids, sports

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Mating With Our Family’s Cheeks

Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad

Sour Milk and Spoiled Juice Boxes

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