Mom: LADY GAGA IS ON THE RADIO!!
Me: Yeah, what song?
Mom: PAPARAZZI THE ONLY ONE I DON’T LIKE!!!!! :( :(
Me: Why don’t you like it? & Easy on the caps..jeez woman..
Mom: IT’S SUCH A BORING SUBJECT FOR A SONG
Mom: CAN’T SHE SING ABOUT SOMETHING HAPPY?
Mom: OR SEXUAL?
Me: Umm all her songs are sexual
Mom: DISCO STICK! DISCO STICK!

Mom: i didn’t know that Lady Ga Ga, who i don’t really know anything about, is really a guy
Me: haha what??
i dont think so…
Mom: they were talking about her on the radio today and there’s some picture of her and you tell she has a **nis and i was just looking at perez hilton and he said she was rocking with her **ck hanging out
Eeeewwwwwwwwwwww
no wonder i was staying away from perez hilton
Me: mom that’s a joke. she’s not a dude
Mom: oh, well, i don’t really care one way or the other
Me: you know, you can type the word penis
its not a bad word
Mom: well, i just didn’t want to